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Jay: That's pretty funny. There's nothing you can do about it. The site's critical consensus reads, "Fans can expect a good laugh as the cast from Smith's previous films reunite for Jay and Silent Bob's last bow. Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. Shannen Doherty: Must kill him, doesn't it! The scene cuts to the audience leaving the theater, having just watched the Bluntman and Chronic movie, to poor reception. God from Kevin Smith's previous film, Dogma, closes a book labeled "Askewniverse" which is the fictional universe that many of Kevin Smith's movies take place in. Fuck fuck fuck fuck Willenholly: Whether ambitious thematically, ("Dogma", "Chasing Amy"), or outright comedy, ("Mallrats"), the movies as a whole were less satisfactory than their many very funny parts. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult-favorite Clerks. No, Steve. Why is this movie not available on iTunes, or any other digital download platform? Right. Jay and Silent Bob Reboot R 2019, Comedy, 1h 35m 64% Tomatometer 42 Reviews 93% Audience Score 500+ Verified Ratings What to know critics consensus Fan-focused to a fault, Jay & Silent Bob. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back With sidesplitting dialogue and rampant profanity, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back reunites Kevin Smith's dynamic duo in supreme lowbrow style. [to infant Jay] Let's go, misters. Terms and Conditions Privacy Policy California Privacy Rights. Yeah, but then they made "She's All That" and it went downhill from there. Additionally, Wes Craven, Jules Asner, Steve Kmetko, Gus Van Sant, Jason Biggs, James Van Der Beek, Shannen Doherty, and Morris Day all appear as themselves. Oh, that's it, honey! Meeting the film's racist director Chaka Luther King, who mistakes them for stunt doubles, Jay and Silent Bob are forced to fight Mark Hamill, playing the supervillain Cocknocker (a combination of Hamill's roles as The Joker, The Trickster, and Luke Skywalker) in a Star Wars-esque battle. Jay: R. . Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this Ben Affleck: No, but it's Miramax. Stars: By what name was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) officially released in India in English? You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. Brent: [21][22] A Blu-ray version of the film was released on September 19, 2006. Jay: Willenholly declares the crime an act of terrorism and calls for backup to hunt "the two most dangerous men on the planet.". [Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey]. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Occupations Animal liberators (cover) Jewel thieves (in actuality) Powers/Skills Thievery Sabotage Incrimination Seduction and temptation Highly athletic and acrobatic Hobbies Setting up gullible men for pantsies for their criminal activities. Jay: "[18][19] In August 2001, Mike Schulz of River Cities' Reader wrote that, "for sheer laughs, both mindless and incredibly smart, nothing since 1997's Waiting for Guffman has even compared."[20]. You know, after about five movies, I'm starting to realize that. Banky: Ben Affleck: Shaggy: This revised second edition provides an introduction to the phonetics and phonology of English. This DVD was reviewed on a JVC XV-S57 DVD player. When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. Brodie: Holden: Mua-ha-ha-ha! I feel for you boys, I really do. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: The Pronunciation Of English: A Course Book [PDF] [36ekf6edn9n0]. [Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers]. Half's not enough? So what's the deal here? I quit! Jay: They didn't really steal the monkey. Randal Graves: Have you seen them roaming around? Amount of time Cut/Added : SCENES CUT/TRIMMED/EDITED. Jay: Jay: Sissy: Chaka's Production Assistant: Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week. Saw Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back a few months ago, absolutely great movie. The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks. I'm counting on you, Sheriff. And they're not the leaders of the C.L.I.T. You're doubling me, obviously. Okay, play it cool, hot shot. Not allowed within 100 feet of either stores for at least a year, Jay and Silent Bob visit Brodie Bruce (Mallrats) where they learn that that Miramax Films is adapting Bluntman and Chronic, the comic book based on their likenesses. Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: True story! Banky: No, you're misunderstaning me, Prince Valiant. Dude, she called you retarded. We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer. Justice: The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. On review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 52% based on 151 reviews, with an average rating of 5.60/10. What are you trying to say? [Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic]. Catchy, ain't it? Jay: No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. One: we're walking, talking, bad girl cliches. Then there is a clip of Jay saying "Snoogans" which, he explained to Justice, means "Just kidding". Gag Reel - 8+ minutes. Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. . Whillenholly: Fuck! Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Many Deleted Scenes, Bloopers, and Special Mentions throughout the credits. I told you that restraining order was a good idea. Chaka: Are we gonna have a problem again? Mua-ha-ha-ha! Devil Jay 2: Holden: He's crying out, "When Lord? And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that fuckin' youse guys are a couple of little fuckin' jerkoffs." Jay throws Brent out of the van to get closer to Justice, to whom he is attracted. Chaka's Production Assistant: Teen #2: What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? Jay: No, you the man, and that's the problem. I get no stains in my undies. Jay's Mother: Two-disc set. That was just another paean to male adolescence and its refusal to grow up. Four brothers of Jesus are named in the Bible: James, Joseph, Judas, and Simon. Kevin Smith's film festival, Vulgarthon 2002, included the deleted scenes which are shown on the DVD, they include: Viewers of the R1 DVD version who choose the French language option see a different version of the opening credits, with French text substituted, though the title of the film remains in English. Randal Graves: [getting into the van] [Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night]. Now I gotta beat the shit out of those punch-sucker little bitches. edit crew name : nOmArch. Fred: Have you seen the price of bus tickets lately. [cocky] Adam Carolla (Deleted scene, uncredited) as FBI Agent Sid; Production [] The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Jay's Fantasy Sequence depicting his Conspiracy Theory of apes taking over the world, complete with a shot of a pair of chimps hanging outside a Quick Stop dressed as Jay and Silent Bob. Whillenholly: The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. We gotta bust up some people who were calling us names on the internet, even thought they're not really talking about us but characters based on us, and at the same time find my ex-girlfriend-who-was-killed-by-a-car-explosion's monkey. [Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son]. Will you fuck me when you get out? What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something? Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio R CC Rent When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is. An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. Jay : What the fuck is the Internet? Jason Biggs: [he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock], [believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles]. Jay: Holy shit. She is too fine. Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? 2hr. Jason Biggs: The Market research says that people love monkeys. I need you to get me on the national news, pronto. Suzanne beats up the actors, knocking them out, and Jay and Silent Bob assume the roles. Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens. James Van Der Beek: . Jesus loves the little children Angel Jay: Remember this fucking face. That shit is the mad notes. Well, if we were gay, that's certainly the way I'd see it. [the monkey has been put into a car] Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? Picture Fear not, for the beauty of the ageing central two dudes is there for all to see in a clear transfer of this movie to disc. Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. For some reason, everybody decides to use that voice to bitch about movies. Oh, you mean the Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes movement? What are you, fucking retarded? Willam Black: Published Apr 18, 2020 Jay and Silent Bob Reboot's outtakes reveal a hilarious running joke that doubles as a commentary on society's attitude toward Hollywood. Jay's Mother: Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. Five hours and not a single ride. Jay: Think I could get a little blow job for good luck? Remember, folks stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended. Dogma: Directed by Kevin Smith. Maybe it's because girls don't like to be called bitches, Jay. Backup on the way Sissy: Justice: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier. It's never "Hey! Then taste it. Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? It was like watching "Batman & Robin" all over again. Just use the little one's crush on you to convince him, since he's SO fucking in love with you. Mules are GOOD! Audio Commentary One Director Kevin Smith is joined by co-star Jason Mewes and producer Scott Mosier for a commentary that's a banal waste of disc space. Whillenholly: Daphne: It features the 2001 Afroman hit, "Because I Got High", whose music video featured the characters Jay and Silent Bob. is an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A. Just to put you off some more, Kevin Smith introduces each clip with rambling ill-prepared thoughts that typify a director who believes in the hype of a creation he should have moved on from years ago. Its time I get my black ass out of here. I make that shit work. 42 Deleted Scenes with introduction by Kevin Smith and others. Okay men let's shoot some tear gas into the diner and when they come out we'll Fuck beans! Now how do *you* like *them apples*? I'm paralyzed! 'Scuse me. We don't want to rub the C.L.I.T. Jason Biggs: I was gonna call it "N.W.P." What the hell? Pull of their masks and let's see who they really are! Jay: He's got a great sense of humor. Metatron: God? Hardcore fans may glean something from the rest of the material on this DVD release, but there's no getting away from the fact that this is lazy, mediocre content to dish-up. James Van Der Beek: The sporadic appearances of the second string character duo of Jay and Silent Bob were always a welcome event. That was an incredibly daring escape! Fuck you and your Dawson's Crap! Thank you again and enjoy the show. Wes? Original Runtime : 1 hour 44 Mins. And you know what they do to you in jail. Of course. Cock-Knocker has gotten his hand chopped off, cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him, he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock, believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles, several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing, Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. I watched Dogma: the funniest movie I have ever seen. Feature length? It's the fifth comedy in Smith's celebrated New Jersey "trilogy." Hey. Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult favorite Clerks. Alyssa Jones: Walt "Fanboy" Grover: Whillenholly: The Secret Stash While each section of disc two may come with interesting titles, it usually just turns out to be yet more deleted footage. You put your dick in a pie! At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it. Ben Affleck: Oh my God. Okay, you two. Holden: [slightly amused] Brenda? This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2. Jay: Filled with cameos and in-jokes, the riotous road comedy stars Ben Affleck, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Mewes. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files *Roswell* style! Jay: Well, FUCK that. Shut the fuck up, before I shoot you where you stand in your pansy red booties. And she'll be, like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that you's guys are a couple of little. Holden: I'm busy. [to Silent Bob] Teen #1: the wrong way. Jay and Silent Bob's first appearance of the new millennium took place in 2001's Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the pair's first film outing as primary protagonists. Watch the language, little boy! I AM THE C.L.I.T. Hold it like you'd hold a woman. Whillenholly: [to Gus Van Sant] My bad. In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. Steve-Dave Pulasti: Right. You know what? Chaka: That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! What's the worst fuckin' thing that can fuckin' happen to ya just standing outside a fuckin' store, right? What a motherfucker, man! I'm a teen idol, dammit! A monkey? We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. Get the fuck off her. I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD (2001) Reviewed by Almar Haflidason: . Goals Steal Jewels. Make it fast and sexy. James Van Der Beek: [Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. You gotta go from the heart, yo. Now they may be titled to sound like the best kick . You should be. Watch What Roles Has Matt Damon Turned Down? [Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust]. Yeah, sis. For likeness rights? Angel slaps Jay with his harp]. You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"? Ben Affleck: These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T.